I Pity You, John Terry

Korang kenal tak John Terry? Tak kenal? Korang tahu apa cerita terbaru John Terry? Tak tahu juga? Kalau korang tak tahu siapa John Terry ni sama ada korang bukan kaki bola, korang tak baca newspaper ataupun korang tinggal dekat dalam gua. Haha.


John Terry ni merupakan kapten bola sepak pasukan Chelsea, (team aku!) dan juga kapten pasukan kebangsaan England. Kalau korang tak tahu Chelsea dan England tu apa ataupun lebih teruk tak tahu bola sepak tu apa, baik korang bunuh diri la. Baru-baru ni nama John Terry menjadi agak popular (sebelum ni memang dah popular pun) di serata dunia terutamanya di England kerana terdedahnya skandal seks beliau. Skandal seks itu melaporkan bahawa John Terry atau nama manjanya JT telah bermain kayu tiga degan isterinya kerana mempunyai hubungan intim dengan model baju dalam Perancis, Vanessa Perroncel yang juga merupakan ex-girlfriend kepada ex-teammate JT ketika di Chelsea iaitu Wayne Bridge. Dilaporkan juga Ms. Perroncel telah mengandungkan anak Terry tetapi Terry telah membayar dia sejumlah wang untuk menggugurkan kandungannya.


The Hottie

FYI, Wayne Bridge kini sudah berpindah ke Manchester City tahu lalu. Terry dilaporkan telah menjalinkan hubungan bersama model underwear itu ketika Wayne Bridge masih di Chelsea. FYI again, John Terry sudah berkahwin kepada wanita yang agak hot juga, Toni Poole dan mempunyai 2 anak kembar. FYI again and again, Vanessa Perroncel dah Wayne Bridge mempunyai seorang anak bersama. Kira macam skandal seks Tiger Wood la ni, tapi Tiger lagi ganas. Memang harimau punya nafsu. Haha.


The Nottie

Disebabkan skandal ini, John Terry telah dilucutkan kedudukannya sebagai kapten England oleh jurulatih Fabio Capello. Manakala captaincy Terry di Chelsea masih menjadi miliknya. Kesian John Terry. Masa skandal ni mula-mula keluar, malam tu Chelsea ada away game dengan Burnley. Masa game tu, tiap kali Terry dapat bola je, habis kene boo dengan Burnley punya fans. Tapi sekali Terry score kan goal kemenangan di mana Chelsea menang 1-2. Ambik kau. Muahaha!


Ahad malam nanti Chelsea ada home game lawan Arsenal. Aku tak tau macam mana reaksi penyokong Chelsea pulak. Tak kan diorang nak boo Terry juga kot. Kapten team korang tu weh. Tapi aku rasa performance Terry mahupun Chelsea tak akan down sebab semangat dia ni kental. (wah, ayat tak menahan) Aku ingat lagi Terry miss penalty masa final Champions League lawan Manchester "Setan" United. He managed to bounced back from the failure and always consistence in his performance after that. Setakat Arsenal, Chelsea boleh titik 5-0. Haha. Haritu dah kalah 1-3 kat tempat sendiri. Apa sangat la Arsengal ni. Apa-apa pun, aku tetap sokong John Terry (walaupun apa yang dibuat memang bodoh) dan Chelsea. It's just not your day, Terry. BLUES FOR LIFE!!

Chelsea's Game Of The Week - Chelsea vs Birmingham

Chelsea returned to the top of the Barclays Premier League with a comfortable 3-0 victory over Birmingham City at Stamford Bridge. Two goals from Frank Lampard and a piece from Florent Malouda ended Birmingham's 15-game unbeaten run. The win put Chelsea one point clear of Manchester United at the top of the table with a game in hand on their rivals. It looks like The Blues doesn't have any difficulties and doing just fine in the absence of their African stars. Hmmm, maybe Drogba and Co. can stay and having their holiday at South Africa for a while. Haha.

Let's Do The Tevez!!

Mari menari ala Carlos Tevez! Pasti semua tertanya2x apakah itu? Haha. Tarian ini sebenarnya cara Tevez meraikan jaringannya. So, kalau dia score lepas ni, dia buat tarian ni la. Tarian dia macam bergelek sikit. Tapi bukan macam goyang gerudi Inul Daratista. Aku first time tengok Tevez punya tarian ni masa game Manchester City vs Stoke City. Dengan muka Tevez yang agak ganas, tiba2x dia buat tarian yang agak comel. Haha. Memang menarik+kelakar la aku tengok masa tu. By the way, aku bukan penyokong Manchester City. I'm a Chelsea's. Aku suka tengok tarian comel Tevez je. Di bawah ni aku postkan video Tari Tevez(macam Tari Tirana pulak) untuk tatapan anda. So, mari menari ala Tevez!!

Chelsea's Game Of The Week - Chelsea vs Sunderland

Seventh Heaven!! That should be the headlines for all the sports paper today.
Nicholas Anelka and Frank Lampard helped themselves to two apiece while Ashley Cole, Florent Malouda and Michael Ballack all chipped in as Carlo Ancelotti’s side ran riot in their first league outing of 2010. And the scoreline should have been in double digit for Chelsea. The Blues coped very well in the absence of their African stars. Nicolas Anelka looked very lively as lone striker supported by Joe Cole and Florent Malouda. Chelsea looked like have coming back to the form like the were in their early season. If they continued to play like in this form, they surely doesn't need to splash out the cash in January transfer window. As conclusion, The Blues remain top of the Barclays Premier League by a single point from Manchester United but have a game in hand on their rivals.

Chelsea's Game Of The Week - Chelsea vs Fulham

It was a vital win. Although not an impressive win. We need that win to restore the lead at the Premiere League summit. We show a good spirit and determination to win that game. With Drogba and others African players leaving, we should improve our game to maintain our place at the top of the Premier League.

Chelsea's Game Of The Week - Manchester City vs Chelsea

We got no luck. Frank Lampard missed a penalty. Shay Given was outstanding. Manchester City was a better side than us.

Chelsea's Game Of The Week - Arsenal vs Chelsea

It was men against boys at the Emirates Stadium. The difference in muscle, weight, pace, strength and experience obviously separated the sides. The Gunners were made to pay when Didier Drogba converted Ashley Cole's low centre, and Thomas Vermaelen's own goal effectively killed off the contest before the interval, with the Ivory Coast striker drilling in a late free kick to seal matters.

I feel sorry for Ashley Cole. Every time he touched the ball, he got booed and jeered by Arsenal's fan. I don't want to talk about his past and why Arsenal's fan hated him so much. Google it. But, he did well to cope with such situation. And his patience paid off as he whipped a pass across the penalty box, where Drogba got in between Vermaelen and Gallas to shoot the ball into the net off the angle of post and bar. And when the first half is about to end, the same cross from same part of corner of the field came and Vermaelen had kicked it towards his own goal. Guess who supplied the cross? Ashley Cole.

Chelsea's defenders looked very solid at The Emirates. All the attacks from the likes of Fabregas, Arshavin and Walcott was simply blocked by Terry and company. They continued their superb run of clean sheets.

My man of the match winner goes to the one and only Didier Drogba. 2 goals from him. A smart finish into the net via crossbar and post and a stunning free kick into the corner of the net. The Gunners was simply dismantled by The Blues.

There is lesson we can get from this match. The 'big boys' will always beat the 'little boys'.

Apa Dah Jadi Dengan Liverpool?

Pasti semua peminat bola sepak di luar sana sudah tahu yang perjuangan Liverpool di dalam Champions League sudah TAMAT. Kepada penyokong2x Liverpool, takziah kepada anda ye. Sokong lah Kelantan FC(red jugak kan). Semua pasti tertanya2x kenapa la season ni Liverpool lauk sangat. Sampai dengan team2x sayur pun tak boleh menang. Agak2x aku kalau buat friendly match dengan Malaysia, boleh menang kot kita. Aku bukan la peminat Liverpool, tapi antara kelab big four, aku sokong gak liverpool ni (aku ANTI MAN UTD!!!). Berdasarkan pengalaman aku menjadi pemerhati EPL selama 6 tahun ni (time form 1 baru rumah aku pasang astro), aku dapat detect la antara faktor2x yang menjadi kemerosotan prestasi Liverpool.

KETIADAAN KELIBAT FERNANDO TORRES DAN STEVEN GERRARD


"I love u Gerrard. Kita ni memang sweet couple kan!!" Torres berkata.


2 ekor mamat ni memang la power. Tak boleh disangkalkan lagi. Kalau 2 mamat ni main, confirm Liverpool menang. Gerrard assist, Torres gol. Torres assist, Gerrard gol. Kira 2 ekor mamat ni memang pasangan gay yang memahami antara 1 sama lain la.
Tapi kalau dua player ni xde, probability untuk Liverpool kalah atau seri adalah 70%. Nampak sangat la liverpool ni two-man team.
Siapa nak score utk Liverpool? Dirk Kunyit? Ryan Bebal? Kadang2x je la.

PERPINDAHAN XABI ALONSO



Mamat sekor ni pun power gak. Tapi dia dah pindah ke Real Madrid dengan harga 30 juta pound. Dia antara yang tolong assist kan gol2x untuk liverpool. Passing mamat ni memang lawa. Same standard dengan Gerrard. Kehilangan dia menyebabkan Liverpool hanya bergantung kepada Gerrard sahaja untuk provide assist. Time season lepas kalau Torres n Gerrard injured, dia la playmaker bagi Liverpool menang. Alonso ni dikatakan nak pindah sebab dia x puas hati Benitez nak jual dia untuk dapatkan Gareth Barry dari Aston Villa. Memang x reti bersyukur betul la Benitez ni. Last2x Barry join Manchester City. Bodoh Benitez.haha.

DEFENDING YANG SANGAT2x LAH FRAGILE


"Eh, aku salah sepak bola la pulak!!"


Season ni, Liverpool dah melepaskan 21 gol dalam 17 game. Season lepas, tak sampai 10 game kot baru la concede gol sebanyak ni. Gandingan Jamie Carragher dan Martin Skrtel tidak menjadi seperti gandingan Vidic $ Ferdinand dan Terry & Carvalho. Carragher dah x power macam dulu. Dah tua kot. Cuba tengok game Chelsea vs Liverpool. Dah macam anak kucing Drogba buat dia.haha.
Skrtel pulak x mampu nak menggantikan tempat Daniel Agger yang injured dengan baik. Aku tengok yang mantap Glen Johnson je la. Tu pun slalu nak naik atas.

PEMBELIAN RAFAEL BENITEZ YANG NTAH APE2x NTAH


"Woi owner Liverfool, den nak 100 juta pound. Den nak poie boli player dari Malaysia pulak."

Sini aku senaraikan pembelian hampeh Rafael Benitez.


Ryan Babel : Dibeli dengan harga 11 juta pound dari Ajax. X konsisten mamat ni. Kejap power, kejap hampeh. Kalau main full time ntah mane perginye kat padang 2. Lepas tu sepak melalut. Last2x jadi sub utk Torres.


Robbie Keane : Dibeli dengan harga 19 juta pound dari Tottenham. Cakap impian dia telah tercapai utk mnyertai kelab yang disokong dari kecil. Last2x x contribute pape. Gagal dengan cemerlang untuk membentuk gandingan yang mantap bersama Torres. Half season lepas pindah balik Tottenham. What a loss.


Andrea Dossena : Dibeli dengan harga 8 juta pound dari Udinese. X kenal kn mamat ni? Ntah sape2x ntah Rafa ni beli. Sejak masuk Liverpool asyik cakap x dapat adapt la, rindu nak balik Italy la. What a spoilt child.


Lucas Leiva : Dibeli dengan harga 7 juta pound dari Gremio. Aku sebenarnye x nak letak mamat ni, sebab aku tengok die macam power. Lagipun muda lagi beb, baru 20 tahun. Tapi so far, die x berjaya utk bergandingan dengan baik bersama Mascherano n Gerrard di bahagian midfield.


Alberto Aquilani : Dibeli dengan harga 20 juta pound dari AS Roma. So far die ni asyik jadi sub je. Injury tak elok2x lagi. Tak tau la boleh ganti Alonso ke tak.


Sebagai konklusinya siapa yang akan menang Champions League, Premire League, FA Cup dan Carling Cup?? CHELSEA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Blue Is The Colour!!!



p/s : Ini hanyalah pandangan dari pemerhati amatur. Jika ada tersalah fakta atau terkasar bahasa, maaf dipinta.